Signatures From A Demented Mind

Typically, I don't think very highly of my wanderings in the mind, but this page was a special request (Amor a tu, amiga... 8-D) so I am complying. Enjoy them, steal them, have fun. If you do use one however, please give credit to the author. If no author is given, then it's mine.  Thanx!

• "Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the least." -Author Unknown

• "I made a reality check last week. It came back insufficient resources." -Author Unknown

• "I still remember the first time I ran Windows. In fact, I'm still paying the counseling bills..." -Author Unknown

• "Medic. Paranoid. Medic-noid? No, no... Paranoid Medic? Paramedic! Yes!"

• "People of Eart'. We all are de Companion's, cher. We here to he'p y'all." -Ba'ayou, Companion to Acadiana and Cajuns.

• "Lead me not into temptation. I can find it well enough on my own..."

• "Having principles is like being in a movie theater. If you're not going to stand up for something, then sit down!"

• "Pardon me, where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?" -Author Unknown

• "Have you ever noticed how Sith Lords have this bad habit of falling down ventilator shafts?"

• "Sithspit...(It's a long story....)"

• "Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased; thus do we refute entropy" - Spider Robinson

• More to come as I think of them or find them...